Well, so it appears that some random urban scum who I've likely encountered in my daily routine serving me a cappuccino or salting up some fries for me at lunch decided to key in a little sketch of Brownian motion on my car today. Interestingly, even though it is a semi-pricey car (BMW), I really don't care at this point. My main concern these days is functionality and wasted time traveling to and from Weatherford BMW for repairs. Given that this is a non-critical repair, all I can say to aforementioned scum is: "f*$#@k off! And if I do see you in the act again, I'm going to make sure to taser/pepper spray the f@($#! out of you!".