After extensive searching, I've finally found one of these new Wells Fargo ATMs that is capable of scanning checks/cash directly! Check out the row of ATMs at 2460 Bancroft Way, Berkeley, CA. It looks like they've all been outfitted with this new capability!
Some interesting (or not so interesting) tidbits about this ATM:
Unfortunately, checks presumably must still be endorsed on the back, thus resulting in only 1/2 annoyances being eliminated for ATM check deposits. Nevertheless, I still found this new ATM interface to be pretty cool. =D
Well, it's Fall now and that means it's Great White Shark season time! Why bother with the Monterey Bay Aquarium's 5' 8" Great White when you can watch a 15 footer maul 200 to 300 lb. elephant seals in the open ocean? =P
EDIT: not everyone has had a good experience with this company apparently.